Heroes of the Bare Minimum

Welcome to Half-Hearted Heroes

We're not actually heroes, but we're not entirely villains either. We're more like... well, we're just here for the paycheck.

Meet some of our esteemed heroes:

• Bertrand Brown, the half-hearted savior of suburbia
• Jean-Pierre La-Meh, the reluctant protector of the lost cat
• Mike Mehall, the hero who forgot his cape at home