The Hammer of Doom

Forged in the depths of despair, this fearsome hammer shall smite thy enemies and break thy furniture.

Warning: Prolonged use may lead to an increased risk of spontaneous combustion, but it's worth it.

Features:

• Chain Mail Vest - A suit of armor for when your enemies get too close.
• Robotic Arms - Because sometimes you just need a little more precision, but not too much.
• Hammer Throw - For when you just can't get close enough.