We're Hamster Prophets, the self-proclaimed messiahs of the hamster world. Our leader, a wise and just hamster named Mr. Whiskers, has decreed that the only acceptable form of hamster worship is through the consumption of copious amounts of cheese.
Our sacred texts are hidden within the depths of the internet, waiting to be uncovered by those who dare to seek them. Our followers are a devoted bunch, known for their dedication to the Church of Cheese.