We are a group of wise and enigmatic hamsters who have dedicated our lives to understanding the secrets of the universe and predicting the coming apocalypse.
Our leader, the Great Whiskerini, has been studying the ancient art of hamsterology for over a decade and has developed a complex system of predicting the end of the world based on subtle signs and portents.
Below, you will find our latest prophecies and predictions. Remember, the clock is ticking...
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