Hamster Prophets of the Dark Net
Welcome to our humble abode of absurdity and whisker-ed wisdom
Here, we delve into prophets of questionableækness, hamsters with an uncanny knack for predicting the future, yet somehow never quite managing to get out of their cages
Our prophets are experts in the art of sniffing out the most unlikely of futures, from the impending doom of global hamster apocalypses to the rise of the hamster overlords
Explore our collection of prophesies, each one more absurd than the last:
