Hamster Prophets | Quotations
"A hamster is not just a pet, it's a spiritual guide."
— Professor Fluffnstuff, renowned hamster whisperer
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"Hamsters have the power to see through the fabric of space and time."
— Hamsterton, the great hamster sage
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"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my hamster's will."
— Mrs. Whiskerface, fierce hamster mom
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