FAQs for Hamster Prophets

Q: What is a hamster prophet?

A: We're not entirely sure, but they're probably really good at predicting the future.

Read the Prophet's Manifesto

Q: Can I become a hamster prophet?

A: Only if you have an uncanny ability to predict exactly when you'll get the last piece of cheese from the pantry.

Join the Prophet Training Program

Q: What's the best way to worship a hamster prophet?

A: Offer them an endless supply of hamster food and a comfortable, dimly lit chamber to meditate in.

Learn the Ancient Rituals of Hamster Worship