FAQs for Hamster Prophets
Q: What is a hamster prophet?
A: We're not entirely sure, but they're probably really good at predicting the future.
Read the Prophet's ManifestoQ: Can I become a hamster prophet?
A: Only if you have an uncanny ability to predict exactly when you'll get the last piece of cheese from the pantry.
Join the Prophet Training ProgramQ: What's the best way to worship a hamster prophet?
A: Offer them an endless supply of hamster food and a comfortable, dimly lit chamber to meditate in.
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