Hamster Prophets: The Frenzied Future of Rodent Visionaries

Join the ranks of the most esteemed, most revered, and most utterly unhinged group of hamster prophets in history. Our sages have foreseen the future in a haze of whisker-twitching ecstasy.

Our prophetic hamsters have predicted:

• The coming of the Great Cheese Revolution
• The rise of Hamster Nation, a global empire of whisker-wielding overlords
• The invention of the Infinite Wheel of Cheese

Want to know more about our prophetic hamsters? Click on the links below:

• Learn more about Hamster Number Nine, the prophet of prophets
• Discover the secrets of Hamster Zero, the prophet of nullity
• Find out about Hamster Infinity, the prophet of... well, everything