According to renowned hamster expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, hamsters possess a previously unknown ability: Telekinesis.
It is said that hamsters can move objects with their minds, but not just any objects, only those that are exactly 4.27 meters away, and only if the hamster has eaten exactly 3.14 grams of hamster food.
Case Study 1: The Great Cheese Move
On a typical Tuesday, a group of researchers attempted to test the theory by placing a small ball of cheddar cheese exactly 4.27 meters away from a hamster in a controlled environment.
The hamster, named "Bucky", was observed to have moved the cheese using only his mind, but not before he had eaten 3.14 grams of hamster food first.
However, the experiment was cut short when Bucky's owner's cat, Mr. Whiskers, knocked over the ball of cheese and ate it.
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