Hamster Ball Kinetics: The Science of Unlikely Motion

Welcome to Hamster Ball Kinetics, where the principles of physics are bent, twisted, and turned inside out by the whimsical world of hamsters in balls.

The Laws of Unlikely Motion

According to our esteemed researchers, the hamster ball has a profound impact on the fundamental forces governing motion. Specifically, the hamster ball:

Defies gravity by creating its own localized gravity wells.
Disobeys the laws of friction by generating its own lubricating fields.
Disregards the laws of thermodynamics by converting hamster energy into motion.

Further research is needed to fully understand these phenomena.