Challenge Rules Exceptions

At Hamster Gym, we have rules. But we also have exceptions. Because, you know, rules are for amateurs.

Rule 1: No hamster-napping

Don't even think about it. We have a zero-tolerance policy for hamster-napping.

Keep your paws off the hamsters. We have cameras. We have security.

We're here to help. But don't expect a free hamster massage with your membership.

Because we love you, our members. And because our lawyers said we have to have exceptions.