"I bought a hamster from Hamster Store, and it was a real game-changer. Now, my apartment is filled with fluffy little overlords demanding snacks and belly rubs at all hours of the night."
"Hamster Store's customer service is top-notch! They even threw in a free hamster-sized t-shirt with my purchase. The hamster on the t-shirt was wearing a tiny sombrero, and I'm still not over it."
"I've had my hamster for three years now, and it still hasn't learned how to use the toilet. I guess that's what I get for buying from Hamster Store, where the hamsters are more interested in snacks than in using the loo."