Hamster Hacking for Dummies (Ear Mole Edition)

A Step-by-Step Guide to Hacking the Furry Frenemies

Welcome, hamster enthusiasts! Are you tired of just running on your wheel, feeling unfulfilled? Do you dream of more? Of course, you do! In this guide, we'll show you how to hack your hamster's ear to unlock a world of possibilities.

Step 1: Prepare for the Hack

Gather the necessary tools: a sharp pencil, a hammer, and a can of earwax remover.

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Step 2: Disassemble the Ear

Carefully remove the ear's outer layer using your trusty pencil. It's all about precision, people!

Step 3: Install the Hack

Insert the earwax remover into the ear canal. Don't forget to hold the ear steady with a hamster-sized wrench.

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And that's it! Your hamster's ear is now hacked, and it's ready for the world!

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