Hamster Hacking Tools

Because who needs actual hamster training when you can just hack them?

• Whisker Hack: Temporarily blindfold your hamster's whiskers for optimal tunnel vision
• Ear Mole Hack: Disrupt their ability to hear the sound of food being poured
• Cheek Hack: Make your hamster think they're getting away with something
• Tunnel Trickery: Create an infinite loop of tubes for maximum hamster frustration

Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Don't try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.