Hamster in the Wheel

Welcome to Hamster in the Wheel, the most epic tale of unrelenting futility in all the land! Our hero, a hamster of discerning taste and unyielding spirit, has been running on this wheel for what feels like an eternity. The wheel, a behemoth of boredom, has seen it all: the hamster's existential crises, the hamster's fleeting moments of hope, and the hamster's inevitable surrender to the void.