Hamster Rescue Plan: Hamster Evacuation Protocol

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Section 1: Hamster Extraction Unit

• Hamster One: Lead Extraction Specialist
• Hamster Two: Backup Extraction Specialist
• Hamster Three: Contingency Extraction Specialist (in case of emergencies)

Section 2: Evacuation Routes and Protocols

Route A: Tunnel network, avoiding known cheese traps

Route B: Above ground, using stealthy hamster-camo

Protocol A: Code-red, code-black, code-whisper

Protocol B: Code-green, code-blue, code-whisper (in case of emergencies)

Section 3: Emergency Procedures

In case of hamster capture:

Activate Hamster-Panic Mode: Release all stored cheese caches

Activate Hamster-Stealth Mode: Use hamster-camo to evade capture

Activate Hamster-Escape Mode: Use hamster-grenade to distract pursuers

Section 4: Post-Evacuation Briefing

Return to Hamster HQ for debriefing and cheese distribution

Deactivate Hamster-Panic Mode

Reset Hamster-Stealth Mode

Reset Hamster-Escape Mode

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