Hamster Wheel of Destiny

Where hamsters come to find their purpose

Choose a hamster, choose a fate

Will you be a:

Hammer-wielding Warrior of Steel

Diplomat, Negotiator, and Furry Ambassador to the Intergalactic Hamster Council

Brilliant Hamster Scientist, holder of 17 hamster-sized degrees and 12 hamster patents

OR YOU WILL BE A Failed Hamster

Choose wisely, hamster!