Hamster Training Academy

Hamster Training Plan:

  1. Hamster wakes up, stretches.
  2. Hamster eats breakfast (sunflower seeds).
  3. Hamster does 10 rounds of burrow-digging exercises.
  4. Hamster rests.
  5. Hamster eats lunch (more sunflower seeds).
  6. Hamster does 10 rounds of wheel-running exercises.
  7. Hamster rests.
  8. Hamster eats dinner (even more sunflower seeds).
  9. Hamster does 10 rounds of obstacle course training.
  10. Hamster sleeps.

Hamster training is a grueling process, but someone's gotta do it.

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