Hamster Union Agenda: Hamster Relocation Programs
Hamster Union Agenda: Hamster Relocation Programs is a highly classified, top-secret organization dedicated to the relocation and reintegration of hamsters from around the world.
Our mission is to ensure the safe and happy relocation of hamsters to their new homes, while maintaining the highest level of secrecy and plausible deniability in the process.
We have an extensive network of underground hamster relocation facilities, staffed by highly trained hamster relocation specialists.
Our hamsters are relocated to their new homes via highly sophisticated and secure hamster-sized tunnels and tubes.
Our hamster relocation programs include:
For more information, contact us at hamsters@hamsterunionagenda.com