In the year 3000 BCE (Before Catnip Era), a group of sassy hamsters, tired of being bossed around by their human overlords, decided to take matters into their own paws. They established Hamster Overlords University, a place where they could hone their skills in the art of domination and world conquest.
Our esteemed faculty includes renowned hamster experts in the fields of Feline Overlordship, Sassy Whisker Maintenance, and Extreme Burrow Engineering. Our graduates have gone on to become leaders in international hamster politics, global hamster finance, and high-stakes hamster espionage.
Whether you're a young hamster looking to make your paws known, or an old, wise hamster seeking to refine your craft, Hamster Overlords University has something to offer.
This course covers the basics of hamster overlordship, including establishing a strong feline presence,ประก effective whisker management, and mastering the art of cute-but-deadly stares.
In this advanced course, students learn the more complex aspects of hamster overlordship, including advanced whisker maintenance, strategic burrow placement, and the art of manipulating human servants.
This course delves into the subtleties of sassy whisker maintenance, including the importance of proper grooming, whisker trimming, and the art of sassy whisker flipping.