The Hamster Wheel of Despair 2: A Therapy Session

Dr. Hamsterson: Welcome, Mr. Hamster. I see you're stuck on the wheel. Again.

Mr. Hamster: *sigh* I just can't seem to get off...

Dr. Hamsterson: Ah, yes. The classic "hamster- wheel-induced existential crisis."

Mr. Hamster: It's not just that, Doc. I'm also feeling a bit... trapped.

Dr. Hamsterson: I see. Well, let's get to the bottom of this.

Mr. Hamster: Thank you, Doc. I feel a bit more hopeful now.

Dr. Hamsterson: That's all well and good, Mr. Hamster. But don't get too comfortable. We still have a long way to go.

Mr. Hamster: *groan* I'm still stuck on this wheel...

Dr. Hamsterson: Ah, yes. The never-ending cycle of despair. Well, let's keep working, Mr. Hamster!