Breaking news: a group of rogue hamsters have infiltrated the world's top research facility, making off with top-secret data on the world's most advanced cheese recipes.
The hamsters, who have been identified as belonging to an organized crime syndicate known as "The Whisker Wizards," have been using their cunning and agility to evade capture.
As the investigation continues, officials are left wondering: who knew hamsters had such a strong affinity for artisanal fromage?
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