Hamstercise: the art of finding the most efficient way to procrastinate.
It's like a game, but instead of solving puzzles, you're solving nothing.
Easy peasy! Just click here to download the application form. Don't worry, it'll be a real nail-biter.
But don't forget, the application form is also available in paper format, if you're one of those old-school types who likes to use a pencil to write in the margins.
Just send it to us via carrier pigeon or carrier bagel.
Oh, it's a doozy! The grand prize winner will receive a year's supply of free pizza and a trophy that looks suspiciously like a hamster in a tutu.
Well, there are no rules, really. Just don't be that guy who shows up to the office in a hamstercise-themed onesie. We have a zero-tolerance policy for hamstercise enthusiasts.
Of course, you can bring your hamster! They're welcome at the contest. In fact, we encourage it. Just don't expect any special accommodations for your furry friend, like a hamster-sized hamstercise-themed throne.
We can't guarantee anything, but our team of expert hamstercise professionals will do their best to make it a blast... of procrastination.
