Welcome to the Extreme Ham Handling Contest 2023, where the prophets of pork have gathered to show off their skills in the most... extreme... ham handling techniques.
In this category, our contestant, Ham Prophet #1, has demonstrated an uncanny ability to apply an excessive amount of glaze to a ham, creating a surface so slick, it's as if it's been saran-wrapped.
But wait, there's more! Our runner-up, Ham Prophet #2, has managed to apply not one, not two, but seven layers of glaze to their ham, making it look like it's been... well, like it's been saran-wrapped.
Stay tuned for more updates from the 2023 Extreme Ham Handling Contest, where the boundaries of ham handling are being constantly pushed... and glazed.