The Great Cheeseburger Flood of 2023

It is written in the ancient prophecies that in the year 2023, a calamity shall befall the land. A great cheeseburger flood shall rise, and with it, the people shall be consumed by the unbridled power of cheese.

As the prophecy foretells, the flood shall begin with the first bite of the morning, and shall not cease until the last morsel is devoured.

Heed the warnings of the ancients, and prepare thyself for the impending doom.

For in the words of the great prophet, "The cheese shall be upon thee, and upon thy children, and upon thy children's children."

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