Disaster 4: The Great Sock Drawer Catastrophe

As we previously established, the apocalypse is upon us. But have you ever stopped to think about the real disaster that's been plaguing humanity for centuries? The Great Sock Drawer Catastrophe.

It's a tale of lost socks, mismatched socks, and the existential dread of finding that one lone sock in the drawer that just won't match with anything.

Causes of the Great Sock Drawer Catastrophe:

• Sloth-like behavior of humans
• The rise of the washing machine
• The mysterious case of the vanishing sock

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing disaster, and don't forget to check your own sock drawer for signs of the apocalypse.