Hamster Armor Planning: Advanced Armor Assembly

Step 1: Gather Materials

Acquire 5-7 pounds of high-carbon steel, 2-3 pounds of titanium alloys, and a pinch of sparkly dust (optional but highly recommended).

Visit our sister page for Materials Procurement: A Guide for the Discerning Hamster for more information.

Step 2: Design Your Armor

Use a combination of CAD software and intricate hand drawings to design the perfect hamster-sized exoskeleton. Don't forget to include a built-in snack compartment!

Consult our Design Tips and Tricks for expert advice.

Step 3: Assembly and Testing

Assemble the armor using a combination of welding, rivets, and prayer. Test it on a willing participant (your hamster, of course).

Review our Testing Procedures for a comprehensive guide.