Hamster Acquisition: The Ultimate Guide for the Discerning Owner

Step 1: Select Your Hamster

With so many species to choose from, picking the right hamster can be a daunting task.

Here are some of our most popular hamsters:

• Dwarf Hamsters
• Robust Hamsters
• Regular Hamsters

Step 2: Prepare Your Hamster's Environment

Hamster Wheel 101

Every hamster needs a good wheel to exercise its hamster muscles.

Food and Water 101

Hamsters need food and water to live, duh.

Don't forget to clean the cage regularly, or your hamster will become a hamster-astrophe.

Love and Affection 101

Hamsters need love and attention, or they'll turn on you.

Don't worry, it's not as hard as it sounds.

Step 3: Live with Your Hamster

The Hamster Lifestyle

Living with a hamster can be a real challenge, but someone's gotta do it.

Here are some tips to help you survive the hamster apocalypse:

• Hamster Schedules
• Hamster Socialization
• Hamster Emergency

Join the Hamster Community!

Share your hamster stories, ask for advice, or simply bask in the glory of hamsterdom.

Hamster Forum

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to acquire a hamster without proper research and preparation. Or, you know, common sense.