8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and demand snacks from your human servant.
10:00 AM - Mandatory hamster playtime. Refuse to use wheel unless it's a) spinning, b) squeaking, or c) making you feel like a hamster ninja.
3:00 PM - Napping time. Your human servant will try to wake you up, but you will not be swayed.
Subpage 2: The Art of Hamster Cuisine
And, of course, Subpage 3: Hamster Psychology 101