Thanksgiving Games

Welcome to the most lit Thanksgiving party in town! Where we stuff our faces with turkey and our faces with laughter!

Join us for:

• Turkey Tussle Football: A game of flag football played with actual turkey carcasses.
• The Great Beer Pigeon Hunt: Where we hunt down those pesky beer-drinking pigeons that keep trying to get their beak on our Thanksgiving dinner.
• The Turkey Trot Takedown: A game of tackle football played with actual turkeys.

Warning: This is not a real event. Don't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.