Aunt Mildred's Annual Holiday Specials

Welcome to the most lit holiday party in the burbs!

Here's the scoop:

Free Turkey Tussle Trivia
Wacky White Elephant Gift Exchange
Unsustainable levels of pumpkin pie

Don't forget to wear your holiday best!

Meet our Guests!

Cousin Larry

Cousin Larry is a professional snail trainer and expert in all things fungal.

Cousin Lisa

Cousin Lisa is a world-renowned accordion enthusiast and expert in all things weird.

Cousin Bob

Cousin Bob is a retired professional snail trainer and expert in all things obscure.

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