Top 10 Tips for Becoming a Master Hamster Ninja
1. Always wear a tiny cape to make a dramatic entrance.
2. Practice your stealth skills in front of a mirror.
3. Learn to climb walls using only your whiskers.
4. Develop a strong sense of smell, but also a strong sense of humor.
5. Carry a tiny flashlight to light up dark alleys.
6. Master the art of hiding in small spaces.
7. Be prepared to defend yourself with your mighty hamster fist.
8. Use your tiny paws to pick locks and disable traps.
9. Develop a network of underground tunnels for quick escapes.
10. Always have a stash of emergency cheese for snacking.
Did you know that hamster ninjas have a special connection to the ancient art of ninjutsu?
Read more about it in our upcoming book: "Hamster Ninjutsu: The Secret Art of Stealthy Rodent Assassins."