Survival tips for the modern hamster
When navigating through tight spaces, keep your whiskers up and your wits about you.
Use your sense of smell to detect impending doom.
Don't get distracted by shiny objects or delicious-smelling cheese.
Squeak when necessary Hamster humorWhen encountering other species, use universal hamster signals to communicate.
Don't get caught in the act of stealing their snacks.
Use your best hamster charm to negotiate.
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