Hamster Ethics Committee on Lapetiquette

Welcome to the official website of the Hamster Ethics Committee on Lapetiquette, where we take a hard stance on all things hamster-related.

Mission Statement

Our mission is to promote the highest standards of behavior and conduct among our hamster brethren, including but not limited to:

• Respect for personal space
• Proper tunnel navigation techniques
• Hamster-friendliness in public spaces
• Non-interference with human snacks

We take these matters very seriously, and we expect all hams to adhere to these guidelines at all times.

For more information, or to report any hamster-related infractions, please visit:

• Hamster Rights and Freedoms
• Hamster Laws and Regulations
• Hamster Complaints and Grievances