Tip 1: Warm Up with the Hamster Trot
Before you start your intense hamster workout, warm up with a few laps around the wheel.
- Start with a slow pace
- Increase speed gradually
- Don't forget to stretch!
Tip 2: Master the Art of Treadmill Sprinting
Sprinting is key to becoming a top hamster speedrunner. Practice your short, intense bursts of speed!
- Focus on quick acceleration
- Decelerate smoothly (but still with style)
- Don't get dizzy!
Tip 3: Fuel Up with the Power of Carrot Juice
Carrots are the ultimate hamster fuel. Drink plenty of fresh carrot juice for optimal performance!
(Note: Do not try this at home, as it will only end in tears... or hamster-sized puddles of orange juice)