Hamster Butlers: The High-Financial-Pressure Profession

Meet the Team

Meet our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated hamster butlers, ready to serve you 24/7.

Our hamster butlers are experts in the following fields:

Hamster Whispering
High-Speed Hamster Transportation
Hamster Food Preparation (with an emphasis on artisanal, organic, gluten-free hamster food)
Hamster Emotional Support
Hamster Personal Shopping

We offer competitive rates for our services, with discounts for long-term engagements and referrals.

Basic Package: $500/hamster/month

Premium Package: $1000/hamster/month

Elite Package: $2500/hamster/month (includes personalized hamster concierge service)

We offer comprehensive hamster life insurance to protect you and your hamster from financial hardship in the event of a hamster-related emergency.

Our clients love us!

"I was skeptical at first, but my hamster butler has been a game-changer for my social life." - John D.

"I never knew hamsters could be so fashionable!" - Jane E.

We're always looking for talented hamsters and their human handlers to join our team.

Want to learn more about our hamster butlers?