Hamster News Network presents: "Hamsters In Space: The Unlikely Astronauts" - A team of brave hamsters have been launched into orbit to test the effects of zero-gravity on their whisker growth.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
The hamsters, led by Captain Fluffy, are equipped with state-of-the-art hamster-sized space suits and are currently orbiting the Earth in a specially designed hamster-sized spacecraft.
As we speak, they are conducting vital research on the effects of space travel on hamster vision, hamster hearing, and hamster whisker maintenance.
Will they return with a newfound sense of purpose? Or will they forever be lost in the vast expanse of space? Only time - and hamster ingenuity - will tell.