Welcome, adventurer, to the Larder of Lethargy, where the Hamster King reigns supreme. His majesty is not one to be trifled with, as he has a penchant for the finer things in life: sleeping, eating, and watching Netflix.
As you enter the larder, you notice a faint scent of hamster food and a soft hum of seductive slumber. The air is thick with the promise of relaxation, and the very walls seem to whisper sweet nothings to those who dare to listen.
But beware, for the Hamster King is not one to be underestimated. His subjects, a legion of fluffy, adorable hamsters, are trained in the art of cute-fu, and will stop at nothing to defend their lord's siesta schedule.
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