Hamster Store - Contact Us (aka "We Have No Idea What You're Doing Here)

Please don't. Just, please don't.

But if you must, our hamster overlords' email is info@hamsterstore.com. Don't expect a response, but thanks for asking.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try contacting our hamster-in-charge, Balthazar McFluffers, at balthazar@hamsterstore.com. He's always available for hamster-related emergencies.

Or... actually, just don't.

Thanks for visiting, I guess.