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A: Absolutely. We have scientific studies that prove it. Okay, we just made that up. But honestly, have you seen our hamsters? They're adorable.
A: Give them an endless supply of cheese. We're pretty sure that's a thing. Actually, just feed them hamster food and give them love. And maybe a wheel of cheese for good measure.
A: Only if it's being really weird. Like, actually weird. Not just "it's a hamster and it's being a hamster" weird. That's just normal. We're talking "my hamster is secretly a ninja" weird. In that case, we'll take it back.