Hamster Psychology: The Unofficial Guide

Welcome, hamster enthusiasts! This guide is not actually official, but who needs official when you have expertise?

Here, you'll learn about the fascinating world of hamster psychology. Because, let's be real, someone had to study this stuff.

Hamster Motivational Theory

According to our research, hamsters are motivated by two things: food and running. In fact, our research suggests that 99% of hamster activity is actually just a search for snacks.

Hamster Anxiety Theory

Hamsters are also prone to anxiety, but only when faced with the prospect of going to the vet or being picked up by their owner. In fact, our research shows that 90% of hamster anxiety is caused by fear of the toilet paper roll.