It all started in 1995, when our fearless leader, Mr. Hamsterson, first opened the doors to the Hamster Store. The store was an instant hit, with hamsters from all over the city flocking to see the latest in hamster fashion.
1995-1997: The Hamster Store is founded, and Mr. Hamsterson becomes a household name (or at least, a household word). Hamsters of all shapes and sizes come to shop for food, toys, and the latest in hamster accessories.
But, as with all great power, came great controversy. In 2000, a group of disgruntled hamsters staged a protest outside the store, demanding better working conditions and more free cheese samples.
2000-2005: The Hamster Store faces its toughest challenges yet, including but not limited to:
2005-2010: The Hamster Store experiences a renaissance, with Mr. Hamsterson at the helm and hamsters from far and wide flocking to the store for the latest in hamster fashion and entertainment.