Handshake Ethics Committee

Mission Statement

We're the Handshake Ethics Committee: the ones who decide who gets to shake hands, and who doesn't. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.

Our mission is to provide clear, concise, and occasionally arbitrary guidelines for handshaking etiquette. We're the ones who will tell you when to wear a tie, when to wear a bow tie, and when to wear a tutu.

Our goal is to make handshaking more fun, more interesting, and occasionally, more confusing.

So, if you're looking for guidance on how to shake hands like a boss, or how not to shake hands like a fool, look no further than the Handshake Ethics Committee.