This Week's Happiness Forecast

According to our highly scientific and totally not-made-up methods, this week's forecast is looking...

Monday: 8/10, because you'll finally get to wear your favorite socks again.

Tuesday: 6/10, because you'll have to do taxes.

Wednesday: 9/10, because it's hump day, and you'll be over the middle of the week, baby!

Thursday: 4/10, because you'll be one day away from the weekend, but only if you live in a place with a Thursday-Saturday-Sunday weekend.

Friday: 11/10, because it's almost the weekend, and you'll have to pretend to enjoy the company of your coworkers one last time before freedom.

Saturday and Sunday: 100/10, because it's the weekend, and you can do absolutely nothing productive and eat Cheetos all day long.
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