Because who needs a functional pen that writes actual words when you can have a pen that just sort of... scribbles?
Our pens are engineered with the most cutting-edge technology to make writing an exercise in futility.
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Disclaimer: Our pens may cause temporary paper jams, permanent hand cramps, and existential dread. Prolonged use may lead to creative blockages.
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