Chapter 1: The Art of Getting Lost in the Tricky World of Harmless Exits
Are you tired of being a responsible, by-the-book traveler? Do you yearn for adventure, but are too afraid to actually do anything interesting? Look no further! Harmless Exits is here to guide you through the art of getting lost in the most mundane, yet somehow still somehow thrilling, ways.
We'll cover the basics: how to find yourself in a dead-end alleyway, how to take a wrong turn on a crowded street, and how to convince yourself that the weird noises at 3 am are just the sound of the city singing to you.
And don't worry, we won't leave you hanging! Our expert team of Harmless Exits Guides will hold your hand through the process, from getting lost in the first place to finding your way back to the safety of your own home, where the only thing that's really lost is your sense of purpose.
Find out how to find yourself in a dead-end alleyway!
Learn how to take a wrong turn on a crowded street and still manage to look cool doing it!