Lost in Time

Because you asked for it

You're here because you asked for a subpage that doesn't exist, but I'll humor you. You've stumbled into a temporal vortex, and now you're stuck in the past, present, and future. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds (or is it?).

Current time: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Options:

• Try the front door (maybe it'll work, maybe it won't)
• Ask the clock (it's been stuck on the same time since 1955)
• Press the reset button (good luck with that)
• Just stand there (you might get used to it)