On the Inscrutable Art of Giving Hat Tips
As any feline of discerning taste will tell you, the art of giving hat tips is a subtle one. It's a delicate dance of angles and intentions, where the slightest miscalculation can result in a hat that's askew, or worse, on fire.
In this esteemed tome, we'll delve into the mysteries of the hat tip, exploring the nuances of when to tip, how to tip, and, of course, the art of not tipping at all.
Learn from the masters: our hat tip prophets
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But be warned: once you've gazed into the abyss of the hat tip, there's no turning back. Your perception of reality will never be the same.