The Most Epic Hat in the Galaxy
This sombrero is so big, it has its own gravity pull. Don't try to wear it, it'll pull you into another dimension.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. The sombrero has a built-in espresso machine that'll brew you a cup of coffee while you're stuck in the dimension.
Warning: Do not try to visit these subpages unless you have a strong stomach for interdimensional travel.