Q: What is the 3D Neuron Beanie?
A: It's a beanie that looks like it was made by a committee of confused engineers and a committee of confused accountants.
What is it for?A: It's a beanie that looks like it was made by a committee of confused engineers and a committee of confused accountants.
What is it for?A: We've had 12 documented cases of spontaneous combustion, 7 reported cases of spontaneous combustion-related PTSD, and 3 reported cases of people just really liking it. Wear at your own risk.
Learn more about the risks and benefits.A: Why not? We've heard the dreams it induces are quite something.
Discover the secrets of 3D Neuron Beanie dreams.A: Ha! You think we're made of money? Nope, all sales are final.
Our return policy: read and weep.