3D Neuron Beanie: Frequently Asked Questions

Because you had 47 questions about this thing, we're answering 47 questions.

Q: What is the 3D Neuron Beanie?

A: It's a beanie that looks like it was made by a committee of confused engineers and a committee of confused accountants.

What is it for?

Q: Is it safe to wear a 3D Neuron Beanie?

A: We've had 12 documented cases of spontaneous combustion, 7 reported cases of spontaneous combustion-related PTSD, and 3 reported cases of people just really liking it. Wear at your own risk.

Learn more about the risks and benefits.

Q: Can I wear the 3D Neuron Beanie to bed?

A: Why not? We've heard the dreams it induces are quite something.

Discover the secrets of 3D Neuron Beanie dreams.

Q: Can I return the 3D Neuron Beanie if I don't like it?

A: Ha! You think we're made of money? Nope, all sales are final.

Our return policy: read and weep.